Happy birthday to the blog, everyone look at me
(The world scampers to The DG’s office door, and raps upon it excitedly) World: Come out! Come out! You must come out, it’s your birthday! (Sound of empty bottles clattering to the floor) Me: Hmm, what what? I’m awake, I’m awake, I was writing, I swear to God I was writing! (Sound of the Invictus […]